I've moved!

I have a new name, a new look, and a new URL. Go to http://www.horologium.net, and don't forget to update your bookmarks.

I am infected (infectuous?)

Check out the Human Virus Scanner. Here's my result: (some of these are not accurate!)


Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Sci-fi (80%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

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Link courtesy of Doug's Dynamic Drivel, by way of Patio Pundit.